I played around with the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator.
- Roger: The Prince of Paramus
- Rafa: Orange Juice
- Nole: The Tricep
- Muzz: A-Train
- A-Rod: Snickers
- Kolya: Juice Springsteen
- Jo: J-Tan
- Fernando: DJ Douchebag
- Marat: The Hands Team
- Serena: The Ashley Simpson of Cape May
- Dina: Pookie
- Masha: The Rack
- Flavs: The Back End
- Sveta: The Tantrum
That was fun. I'm totally using Juice Springsteen from now on.
