It was Robbie's 16th birthday yesterday and she hosted herself a little dinner party. And yes, the Muzzard was invited.
"He's really lovely, we get on quite well, even though we're usually mean to each other all the time," said Robson, who was born in Melbourne. "He said 'happy birthday' to me this morning. It's a dinner, not a party. It's very elegant, that's how I roll."
Also how she roll's? Digging on older men.
So...be careful Andy. Even though, as we all know, you loooooove brunettes:
Apparently, according to Caro's twitter, his birthday present to Laura may have been a handbag. The idea of Andy Murray wandering the shops in Melbourne shopping for a handbag for Laura Robson has left me in fits.
Last time I checked, a handbag ain't a diamond, Andy. You still owe her a diamond.
What's under your platter there, dude? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Down boy. Keep "playing that Playstation."
(Though on the serious, if it weren't absolutely disgustingly repulsive, I'd totally be on board with this pairing. But it is. So I'm not. He's mine. At least for two more years.)
