My, what big hands you have. Ahem.
Just... praise Jesus he is not wearing those hideous shorts.
Oh, was Kleybs there?
The New Face of Badass.
Look, either cinch it or put it through the dryer a few thousand times. You're a grown man, your clothes should fit.
Jokes reminding her that she's supposed to be looking at the ball are too easy. Likewise other jokes I thought of, then thought better of.
Pictures with huge size differences = always funny.