ZOMG, YOU GUYS!!! EVERY SINGLE MATCH IS MONEY.
The only thing that could pull me away from this action is dinner, drinks, and Facebook Improv with DonkeyGrooming (wow, that sounded really gay). So I'm going to cue this shit up on Tivo and go to town when I invariably get home drunk. Stay tuned for my ridiculously drunken tweets.
Over/under on violent threats towards fellow tweeters: 6.
Rod Laver Arena
11:00 Start
Andy Murray(GBR)[5] vs. John Isner(USA)[33]
Ivo Karlovic(CRO) vs. Rafael Nadal(ESP)[2]
19:00 Start
Justine Henin(BEL) vs. Yanina Wickmayer(BEL)
Andy Roddick(USA)[7] vs. Fernando Gonzalez(CHI)[11]
11:00 Start
Alona Bondarenko(UKR)[31] vs. Jie Zheng(CHN)
Not Before:12:30
Nadia Petrova(RUS)[19] vs. Svetlana Kuznetsova(RUS)[3]
Marin Cilic(CRO)[14] vs. Juan Martin Del Potro(ARG)[4]
Not Before:15:00
THIS MATCH MAY BE MOVED INTO ROD LAVER ARENA.
Maria Kirilenko(RUS) vs. Dinara Safina(RUS)[2]
Margaret Court Arena
11:00 Start
Philipp Marx(GER) /Igor Zelenay(SVK) vs. Daniel Nestor(CAN)[2] /Nenad Zimonjic(SRB)[2]
Not Before:13:00
Andrea Hlavackova(CZE) /Lucie Hradecka(CZE) vs. Venus Williams(USA)[2] /Serena Williams(USA)[2]
Sally Peers(AUS) /Laura Robson(GBR) vs. Vera Dushevina(RUS) /Anastasia Rodionova(AUS)
Andrea Hlavackova(CZE) /Lukasz Kubot(POL) vs. Carly Gullickson(USA) /Bernard Tomic(AUS)
Anna-Lena Groenefeld(GER) /Christopher Kas(GER) vs. Sally Peers(AUS) /Peter Luczak(AUS)
Show Court 2
11:00
Johan Brunstrom(SWE) /Jean-Julien Rojer(AHO) vs. Arnaud Clement(FRA) /Jonathan Erlich(ISR)
Gisela Dulko(ARG)[13] /Flavia Pennetta(ITA)[13] vs. Su-Wei Hsieh(TPE)[4] /Shuai Peng(CHN)[4]
Legends' Doubles
Guy Forget(FRA) /Cedric Pioline(FRA) vs. Wayne Arthurs(AUS) /Pat Cash(AUS)
Bob Bryan(USA)[1] /Mike Bryan(USA)[1] vs. Jurgen Melzer(AUT)[17] /Philipp Petzschner(GER)[17]
Legends' Doubles 45 and Over
John Fitzgerald(AUS) /Anders Jarryd(SWE) vs. Paul McNamara(AUS) /Paul McNamee(AUS)
Show Court 3
11:00 Start
Yung-Jan Chan(TPE) /Monica Niculescu(ROU) vs. Alla Kudryavtseva(RUS)[11] /Ekaterina Makarova(RUS)[11]
Not Before:12:30
Sania Mirza(IND)[10] /Virginia Ruano Pascual(ESP)[10] vs. Alisa Kleybanova(RUS)[7] /Francesca Schiavone(ITA)[7]
Barbora Zahlavova Strycova(CZE) /Oliver Marach(AUT) vs. Rennae Stubbs(AUS) /Travis Parrott(USA)
Virginia Ruano Pascual(ESP) /Stephen Huss(AUS) vs. Lisa Raymond(USA)[7] /Wesley Moodie(RSA)[7]
Court 5
11:00 Start Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Tobias Blomgren(SWE) vs. Hernus Pieters(RSA)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Romain Arneodo(FRA) vs. Kalle Averfalk(SWE)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Yana Buchina(RUS)[16] vs. Seung-Yeon Hong(KOR)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Robin Olin(SWE) vs. Mikelis Libietis(LAT)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Tamara Curovic(SRB)[13] vs. Grace Sari Ysidora(INA)
Court 6
11:00 Start Mixed Doubles - 1st Round
Iveta Benesova(CZE) /Lukas Dlouhy(CZE) vs. Zi Yan(CHN) /Mariusz Fyrstenberg(POL)
Men's Doubles - 3rd Round
Leonardo Mayer(ARG) /Horacio Zeballos(ARG) vs. Eric Butorac(USA) /Rajeev Ram(USA)
Mixed Doubles - 1st Round
Anabel Medina Garrigues(ESP) /Andre Sa(BRA) vs. Daniela Hantuchova(SVK)[2] /Daniel Nestor(CAN)[2]
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Jason Kubler(AUS)[3] vs. Chuhan Wang(CHN)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Ons Jabeur(TUN) vs. Monika Wejnert(AUS)
Court 7
11:00 Start Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Jay Andrijic(AUS) vs. Mitchell Frank(USA)[4]
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Timea Babos(HUN)[1] vs. Ashling Sumner(AUS)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Storm Sanders(AUS) vs. Daria Gavrilova(RUS)[3]
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Luke Saville(AUS) vs. Jea Moon Lee(KOR)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Nicole Hoynaski(AUS) vs. Marianne Jodoin(CAN)
Court 8
11:00 Start Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Molly Polak(AUS) vs. Kristyna Pliskova(CZE)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Sophie Letcher(AUS) vs. Ulrikke Eikeri(NOR)[14]
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Alexis Carlos(MEX) vs. Maverick Banes(AUS)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Silvia Njiric(CRO)[5] vs. Teiwa Casey(AUS)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Melis Sezer(TUR) vs. Jana Cepelova(SVK)[12]
Court 10
11:00 Start Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Sean Berman(AUS) vs. Sebastian Lavie(NZL)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Joey Swaysland(AUS) vs. Pavel Krainik(CAN)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Viktorija Rajicic(AUS) vs. Madison Keys(USA)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Robert Rumler(CZE) vs. James Duckworth(AUS)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Karolina Pliskova(CZE)[6] vs. Kanyapat Narattana(THA)
Court 11
11:00 Start Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Tiago Fernandes(BRA)[14] vs. Cedrick Commin(FRA)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Min Liu(CHN) vs. Sandra Zaniewska(POL)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Rishika Sunkara(IND) vs. Miyu Kato(JPN)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Jannick Lupescu(NED) vs. Arturs Kazijevs(LAT)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Arthur De Greef(BEL)[13] vs. Vaidik Munshaw(IND)
Court 13
11:00 Start Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Sachie Ishizu(JPN)[9] vs. Elina Svitolina(UKR)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Ben McLachlan(NZL) vs. Filip Horansky(SVK)[9]
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Eri Hozumi(JPN) vs. Maryna Zanevska(UKR)[10]
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Chantal Skamlova(SVK) vs. Ting-Fei Juan(TPE)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Briar Preston(NZL) vs. Risa Ozaki(JPN)
Court 14
11:00 Start Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Eugenie Bouchard(CAN) vs. Akiko Omae(JPN)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Polina Leykina(RUS) vs. Luksika Kumkhum(THA)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Justin Eleveld(NED) vs. Micke Kontinen(FIN)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Liang-Chi Huang(TPE)[5] vs. Francis Casey Alcantara(PHI)
Court 18
11:00 Start Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Maciej Smola(POL) vs. Slim Hamza(TUN)
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Anna Arina Marenko(RUS) vs. Nour Abbes(TUN)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Guilherme Clezar(BRA)[10] vs. Jack Carpenter(GBR)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Oliver Golding(GBR) vs. Yasutaka Uchiyama(JPN)[12]
Court 19
11:00 Start Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Hao Chen Tang(CHN) vs. Heather Watson(GBR)[2]
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
John Morrissey(IRL) vs. Dominik Schulz(GER)[8]
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Kevin Krawietz(GER)[7] vs. Suk-Young Jeong(KOR)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Matteo Civarolo(ITA) vs. Gianni Mina(FRA)[2]
Court 21
11:00 Start Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Anna-Lena Friedsam(GER) vs. Nastja Kolar(SLO)[7]
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Richard Muzaev(RUS) vs. Jozef Kovalik(SVK)[16]
Junior Girls' Singles - 1st Round
Paula Kania(POL) vs. Polina Pekhova(BLR)
Junior Boys' Singles - 1st Round
Victor Baluda(RUS) vs. Sam Barry(IRL)
