FD 09 Year In Review: Viva La Vida...For Now.

After Indian Wells it was on to Miami, which would turn out to be one of the weirdest tournaments of the season.

• Who knew the way to Ana's heart was through a golf course?
• Kim announced her return.  And again, I prove that I have no business writing about tennis.
• I suggest a foolproof plan to merge the ATP and WTA.
• Serena gave us a math *and* a geography lesson.
• Oh, Pavs.
• Rafa was adorable and made the jokes easy.
• I still have no answers for this.
• The #1 ranking chatter started to take shape, and Serena was the star.  In many ways.
• And Sodapop and Carrie hit the Miami scene.  And this is when that whole Twitter thing that everyone was making fun of came in handy.
• Which one is Pam?
• Miami was unkind: JJ crashed out.  Again.  Badly.  As did Chakky.  As did the BFFs.
• Marat had a hilariously epic FAIL against Gael.  And looked like Charlie Brown in the process.
• Nole still needed a hug. And he started lashing out. 
• Nicole Vaidisova showed up in Miami, apparently.
• "8%" was introduced into the FD lexicon.
• The wheels started to fall off the Rafa train and JMDP finally entered the conversation.
• I still lament the fact that there is no YouTube video of Andy singing.
• Fed did this and then the entire tennis community, including me, decided to stick a fork in him.  Thankfully, my post would be the motivation for the rest of his year.
• Muzz debuted his Baywatch audition video.
• MomoSova!
• After the ridiculously depressing Miami tournament, Carrie wrote her thesis on Dina.
• The Ladies showed us there is one thing they can do consistently:  Bring the Lulz.
• And that brought a close to the first quarter of the year.  Who knew how different the rest of the year would be...