"I'm given to understand that Fer can be a polarizing figure around Forty Deuce land. To that I say: I don't care. It's my birthday. This dude was singlehandedly (and other parts) responsible for the most depraved, filthy, and pornographic dream I've had in recent memory. It was a tough call to put him as only my penultimate choice. Some may scoff. But, put simply and bluntly, I want nothing more than for Nando to blow my back out. (PS. He fucked Ana. HARD.)" --DG
I can vouch for her dream.
I woke up to a series of very concerned Gchat messages about said depravity.
Here's the thing about Fernando. There are a lot of tennis players who are hot "for tennis players". And then there's a small subset of guys who are just plain hot. Like, hot in a if they walked into a bar you would stop mid-sentence and stare. Fernando is one of those guys.
The guy is sex. He's the sex that you're totally ashamed that you want but you so fucking would.
On the floor of a dirty bathroom with a bag over your head. You would.
That noise you hear? Yeah, that's DG.