After a few more stops in Europe, we were off to North America for the US Open Series. And really, it was nutty, especially on the WTA side. But what else is new?
- The USO marketing machine kicked into gear.
- Bromance Round 2 commenced. Davis Cup just never sucks. Ever.
- Ana started WAGging. Badly.
- Sania got engaged.
- Rajeev!
- James Blake is wise.
- Reeshard was cleared and we were introduced to Pam.
- Portoroz was awesome. Oh well.
- Flavia started warming up.
- Jeremy was cutes.
- Sybille Bammer won a title. SYBILLE BAMMER.
- Au revoir to the always classy Nathalie Dechy.
- Mirka popped.
- You can't hear me, but I'm making helicopter noises. Also, hee.
- More embedded reporting, this time from Mrs. Saifn in LA. And her presence clearly inspired Marat.
- AKO ran into a fence and was out for the year.
- The Samurai became a real thing.
- Ana said goodbye to Scotty B and his mandals.
- Dani was winning in Palo Alto. And I was happy.
- I caught some live tennis at my "home tourney".
- Not sure what was the best part of the cat fighting between JJ and Mono: The hilarity or the irrelevance. Oh and you know what happens when JJ starts popping off: Everyone jumps on.
- Sam Sacked Serena in Stanford. And Mono pulled off quite the upset.
- Embedded reporting from DC, courtesy of Romana.
- Easily the most anticipated match that was never aired on TV.
- Ana and Dina tried to fuck my LA vacation. But they failed. I had a blast in LA, thanks to Victoria, Katie, and Mrs. Saifn.
- Mrs. Saifn and I commit Grand Theft Dina.
- Elf began his pwnage of A-Rod.
- Kimmy returned. And she did ok for herself.
- YES.
- Marat finally started acting like a big brother. And we all swooned.
- Dina's #1 fan needs to be at every tournament.
- And introducing, the Coconut.
- I'm Famous!
- Ana's career came full circle.
- Rafa returned.
- Flavs kept on truckin'.
- Sybille Bammer. SYBILLE BAMMER.
- Whoa, remember this crazy match?
- Delpo made a statement.
- The Coconut looked like she was back on track. Nope.
- Muzz finally captures #2. And I'm the only one who's happy about it.
- K Bond. Write it down.
- FeVer!
- The FD Stalkerazzi descended on Toronto.
- Toronto got crazy.
- A Rod continued to kind of suck after Wimbly.
- Fed welcomes Andy to the fold and Nole welcomes Rafa back.
- Just when I was totally over Lena she makes a run. Whatever.
- Happy Birthday, Brodie.
- The girls go to New Haven.
- Mo Mo, please.
