It was back to Europe for the clay lead-up to Paris. Rafa tore through the clay, as expected, Nole loosened, up, Andy rose to #3, Fed got married, and the WTA was still nutty, though Dinara began to regain her mojo and play like the #1.
- ZOMG! Joey Porter!
- We all had the pleasure of the Andalucia Experience. Well...not all of us. That's right. Dinara finally got the carrot. Little did she know it was actually a dagger.
- Sigh. The good ol days.
- Pfew. See? I *am* qualified to talk about tennis.
- Fed finally put a ring on it. I mean, really, he put a lot of rings on it. But he finally...oh whatever. You know the song.
- Copycat.
- I started dropping New Moon references. You all can blame your beloved donkeygrooming for all of this Twilight crap. I know I do. Every day.
- Nole starts to relax and be normal again. And it was awesome. Accordingly, he started winning matches. And losing. But winning! But really, losing.
- Rafa kept winning. And being...Rafa. And then he didn't.
- Love.
- Na Li holds ancient Chinese secret.
- I started freaking out over Flavs.
- Sabine started racking up scalps.
- Hey look! Tiger!
- Bepa's season got twisted, in a very bad way.
- No on H8! Legalize gay marriage!
- I am quickly realizing I need to put together a Serena's Greatest Hits, Air Quotes Edition.
- Oh, my.
- The Frenchies kind of stunk it up this year. But that didn't mean they sucked.
- Fed Cup fun! And then...shit got real. Real fast.
- WTA Top Model hits to Europe.
- The fall of Viko began.
- The WTA kept fucking with Nads.
- Whoa. Remember when Rafa dusted Sod 61 60 on clay? Yeah, me neither.
- Muzz rose to #3. Not that Fed cared.
- Serena was on HSN. And it was exactly what you thought it'd be.
- Slap Chop!
- A legendary piece of performance art is born.
- THE GREATEST DAY EVER.
- And Pam strikes.
- Now we know why Serena's all up in arms over her US Open fine.
- Coach K speaks.
- Everyone and their mother takes a swipe at Dina being #1. Except for Bryan Armen Graham. And I love him for it. Almost as much as I love Kamakshi. And Pete tried acid for the first time and it was good. But then he sobered up.
- Agnes showed a glimmer of hope.
- We said goodbye to Nalby for the year.
- Totally forgot Amelie made the semis of Madrid, beating Lena along the way. Good girl.
- Trophy Ceremony of the Year.
- Return of the Mash. I was happy. Because, screw the haters, she's awesome.
- And Dina went into RG on the highest of highs. Oh dear...
On to Paris!
