Tennis Erectile Dysfunction, aka T.E.D: A common men's health problem characterized by the consistent inability to sustain an erection sufficient for sexual intercourse or the inability to achieve ejaculation, or both, but like, in a tennis way. Impotence can vary. It can involve a total inability to achieve an erection or ejaculation, an inconsistent ability to do so, or a tendency to sustain only very brief erections, but like, in a tennis way. Tennis Erectile dysfunction is also called impotence. But like, in a tennis way.
Poor Fer. He shows not just flashes of brilliance, but good sustained brilliance. But it seems like even in those cases where he's brilliant for 99% of the match, there will always be *that* double fault. He wasn't brilliant for 99% today. But he played well-enough to win, I thought. But after dropping the second set 5-7, Fer would get 'sticked by this guy:
I'm bummed for Fernando. He had a really good shot of *finally* getting that big scalp that he needed to really legitimate his year. Think about how many epic amazing, tight matches he's had against the top guys this year. But other than his win over Muzz at AO, he's always flinched at the end. You need to get something for that T.E.D., Fer. It's getting embarrassing for everyone involved.
As for Fed, he's almost guaranteed that he'll end the year at #1. As I understand it, Fed would have to lose every match from here on out and Rafa would have to run the table and win to get the #1 ranking.
My feelings can be expressed by both Mirka and Mama Fed: