Over the weekend, Douche Stamp took his first title of the year in Vienna. Since the picture is only from the waist up I can't tell you if Domi was there or not.
The old man still has some spring in his step, as he won his first title in two years in Lyon, beating Michael Llodra in straight sets.
And a day after breaking MaratKADS' hearts by ousting the old lug and preventing him from reaching an ATP final, 1812 took the title in St. Petersberg over 8th seeded Argentinian, Zeballos.
And that's the sausage news that's fit to print.