Because this collection of fearsome kickboxers is...neither of those last two things.
You're adorable and all. Really.
But there's a reason the French have never won a war. Like...ever.
As for Halpert, he was making sexy face...
...while getting a thai foot massage. Efficient, that one.
Way adorable though.
And does Gilles shirt say "Cool Trainers Always Make Me Smile"? You're so awesome.