Please don't get ass-raped by Fed. Not sure I could take another one of those.
Weird. My boyfriend has that distant look in his eyes when I give him a handjob, too.
That's not Sanowa, Richard.
Fairly certain my abs would snap in two attempting this.
You know, it's a good thing that my blog is way classier than Perez Hilton's, because I could MS Paint a pretty awesome lollipop there.