ROMA. The bigger is the amount of beautiful female players in the tour,
the tighter is the connection between tennis players and sex. There
were big rumors about Barbara Schett, a very beautiful player from
Austria, and her habit of having sex after matches in locker rooms. Well
known also the hard date fixed by Francesca Schiavone to someone who
was watching her match in the stand. Follows that trend also Flavia
Pennetta, who talked without taboos in a interview to the TV show “Le
iene”. On a tone serious and facetious in the same time, the beautiful
Italian player discusses burning issues, such as sex and doping.
A QUICKIE WITH SAFIN. She started recalling the well known love story
with Carlos Moya: “During the tour, we shared the rooms and made not
abstinence, we made free sex.” Currently Pennetta is single but she
confesses that, in the tour, three or four male players (the latest one
was a Brasilian player) tried to sexually accost her, but she refused
because she didn’t like them. On the same issue, the Italian player
said that Tommy Haas is the most handsome player, but she “ would make
a quickie with Safin”. No chances to Federer, Nadal, Del Potro, Yannick
Noah…and to Maria Sharapova. She admits that in the tour there are
many lesbian tennis players, but she never had advances from female
colleagues; then she jokes putting sexy poses, and she admits to have
had sex in a locker room, on cement, on grass, and even in a airplane
“during a long leg”
DOPING AND TENNIS. She said that Serena Williams always beats her
because “she is an animal compared to me” and then said that Italian
tennis players are non competitive because they are “not confident”.
Then Pennetta doesn’t evade the question about doping in tennis: “I
think it exists”. If some tennis player use cocaine, that’s for fun but
she never used it. Finally she elects Kournikova as the most beautiful
in the tour, and says that, on a aesthetic basis, it’s a big fight
between her and Francesca Schiavone.
I love that she readily admits she's had sex EVERYWHERE. My vagina salutes you, Flavia.
UPDATED: AHHHHH!!!! Thanks to Maz for finding the video and to Carrie for finding the rough translation. See them both after the jump.
Flavia, but you are of those who grunted?
"No, not so much."
Make us feel like
"Ahhh."
Who is the most exaggerated grugnitrice circuit?
"Sharapova.
And how?
"Aaaaaah.
But you are tennis players or porn star?
"Tennis".
A more serious note. How did you put in the world rankings?
"Number 10".
When you win the Grand Slam?
"Hopefully soon."
Which Italian tennis player has done better than you do in history?
"None."
But what have you more of the male tennis players?
"We are more determined."
Because a male tennis player is not at the top of the charts for a long time?
"Because I'm not very conclusive."
Have you ever been with a tennis player?
"Yes."
Who is?
"Carlos Moya."
You and Moya during tournaments separate rooms or in common?
"In common.
Free sex or abstinence?
Free.
I mean well with others?
"No".
So too were doing the double?
"Sometimes ... No, no."
You and Moya were still together?
"No".
Who left whom?
"He has left me."
Why is it over?
"Because you love with another."
Today you're engaged?
"No".
How much profit?
"Enough."
Beautiful, rich, powerful and famous. Can not you find someone?
"I do not want."
Make a call to a prince.
"Guys I'm here."
How many tennis players have tried with you?
"Three or four".
Last?
"A Brazilian".
And you said yes?
"No, I said no.
Why
was not my type.
" As you told him?
"It does not seem the appropriate moment."
Who is the most beautiful tennis player?
"Tomi Haas.
And a Bottarelli would you give it to him?
"No, but Safin yes.
And would you give it to him a Bottarelli Federer?
"No".
And Nadal?
"No".
And Del Potro?
"No".
And Yannick Noah?
"No".
But have you thought?
"No, I looked for a moment. I imagined him and I say no. "
And a Bottarelli Sharapova?
"Absolutely, no."
A (female) tennis player has ever tried to you?
"No, never."
Not even Navratilova?
"Absolutely not."
There are many tennis players gay?
"Yes." We return to the grunts. Why many female tennis players grunted?
Why is a way to blow off steam and relax I guess. "
Let me hear your little scream when needed.
"HHH".
Hit the starboard
"I breath more than anything else, then I fffffff. The Vole "mmhh.
Let us hear your grunt to bed
"But my mother sees !!!".
Never posed nude for a calendar?
"No".
Then do it for the "Reservoir Dogs". Let us see a January sexy. Posing
A horny April. Posing a hot August. Posing a December surprise. Posing.
The thing you do best in tennis?
"The other side.
In the kitchen?
"The pasta and sauce.
The wheel?
"Parking".
At home?
"Sleep."
In the disco?
"Wink."
In bed?
"Come on, however ste questions ..."
I've never done in a locker room?
"Yes."
The lineup of the arbitrator?
"No".
On clay?
"No".
On concrete?
"Yes."
That camp was?
"A field ... the three".
Grass?
"Yes."
The strangest place where you do it?
"On the plane, if long."
Who was the strongest tennis player in the world?
"The Seles was the stronger."
And today?
"The Williams if they train are the strongest."
Between you and the Williams sisters, who is the richest?
"They".
And the most beautiful?
"I".
And the most famous?
"They".
And the fattest?
"They".
The most pissed off?
"They".
The most horny?
"I".
Why you always lose to Serena Williams?
"It's an animal in comparison to me."
At what age did you start playing?
"4 years".
How many hours do you train?
"4 or 5.
Where do you train?
"Barcelona."
There is dopping in tennis?
"I think so."
Why do some tennis players snort cocaine?
"For fun".
Have you ever sniffed?
"No".
Who is the most beautiful tennis circuit?
"The Kurnicova who does not play anymore."
More beautiful you or Kurnicova?
"Kurnicova.
More beautiful you or Wozniacki?
"I".
More beautiful you or Sharapova?
"I".
Most beautiful you or Schiavone?
"It's a beautiful struggle."
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ROMA. The bigger is the amount of beautiful female players in the tour,
the tighter is the connection between tennis players and sex. There
were big rumors about Barbara Schett, a very beautiful player from
Austria, and her habit of having sex after matches in locker rooms. Well
known also the hard date fixed by Francesca Schiavone to someone who
was watching her match in the stand. Follows that trend also Flavia
Pennetta, who talked without taboos in a interview to the TV show “Le
iene”. On a tone serious and facetious in the same time, the beautiful
Italian player discusses burning issues, such as sex and doping.
A QUICKIE WITH SAFIN. She started recalling the well known love story
with Carlos Moya: “During the tour, we shared the rooms and made not
abstinence, we made free sex.” Currently Pennetta is single but she
confesses that, in the tour, three or four male players (the latest one
was a Brasilian player) tried to sexually accost her, but she refused
because she didn’t like them. On the same issue, the Italian player
said that Tommy Haas is the most handsome player, but she “ would make
a quickie with Safin”. No chances to Federer, Nadal, Del Potro, Yannick
Noah…and to Maria Sharapova. She admits that in the tour there are
many lesbian tennis players, but she never had advances from female
colleagues; then she jokes putting sexy poses, and she admits to have
had sex in a locker room, on cement, on grass, and even in a airplane
“during a long leg”
DOPING AND TENNIS. She said that Serena Williams always beats her
because “she is an animal compared to me” and then said that Italian
tennis players are non competitive because they are “not confident”.
Then Pennetta doesn’t evade the question about doping in tennis: “I
think it exists”. If some tennis player use cocaine, that’s for fun but
she never used it. Finally she elects Kournikova as the most beautiful
in the tour, and says that, on a aesthetic basis, it’s a big fight
between her and Francesca Schiavone.
I love that she readily admits she's had sex EVERYWHERE. My vagina salutes you, Flavia.
UPDATED: AHHHHH!!!! Thanks to Maz for finding the video and to Carrie for finding the rough translation. See them both after the jump.
