Against anyone else, ANYONE ELSE, ok, maybe I'd be on board with this.
But not today. And not like this.
Why must you toy with me, Falcon. Here I was, getting excited that you seemed to be having a nice quiet tournament, where no one was talking about you and you were just marching through the draw. And then you refuse to show up against Touchdown Tommy? Why, Falcon? Riddle me that.
As for Tommy, congratulations, I guess. I suppose the most annoying thing about this is that Fed's going to stroll into the final and I have to watch your skin and bones fiancee chew gum like a horse while she makes a failed attempt at irony by being an emaciated woman, engaged to a German guy, wearing a Yankee hat, in Britain. Either you are the most ironic hipster on the face of the planet or you're an idiot. And seeing as how you're an American "actress" who isn't really famous for anything, I'm going to go with the latter.
Not that I'm at all annoyed or anything.
Pfft.
Not that I'm at all annoyed or anything.
Pfft.
