Fer had to retire against Pico in the semifinals of the Swedish Open due to a calf strain. According to Maz, he wooked tyewd. Get thee to the Bunny Ranch, dude. Or you know, Miami. Take some time off. Just don't hook up with any girls (or guys) named "Pamela".
BTW -- I totally thought the title of this post was a line from "Genie In Bottle". Then I looked it (because occasionally, just occasionally, I try and "fact check") and realized I was wrong. And then I was really happy that I was wrong. Indie Cred 92%.
