But in other dude news, A-Rod came out of the gate with a somewhat impressive performance over newly-shorn Jeremy Chardy, who all of sudden looks Robredoesque. Rod made only 9 unforced errors. On grass. That's, and I hate to phrase it this way, Rafa-like.
Then again, he still needed four sets to seal the win. Which seems to indicate that maybe he was playing a little too safely on his return games. I'm not asking you to go all Blah on us, Andy, but you really do have to pick it up and play more aggressively on the green stuff.
Elfy also pwned on his first match on grass since last year's Wimbly and in a somewhat shocking development, Gilly and his one good knee won in straight sets.
According to the Wimbledon website, Ernie won. I checked my calendar and its not April Fool's, Christmas, or my birthday. So...nice try, Wimbledon. I will not fall for your poorly edited scoreboard. And also, that is a mean mean joke.
