Thanks A Lot, AELTC

Wimbledon seeds have been announced and as expected, the world hates Dinara Safina and wants to prolong her nightmare.  Instead of seeding her third, or even second, they've made her the top seed ahead of Venus.  Now, pissing off Serena?  That's shooting fish in a barrel.  Pissing off Venus?  Yeah, I'd keep your head down Dina.  Because once again you're about to get blamed for shit that ain't your fault.  It's enough to make a girl want to pole vault right out of Center Court. 

Though knowing Dina she'd just slam into the roof anyway.  There's no getting out of this one, baby.

Also, I find it hilarious that they bumped Marat *up* 8 spots.  Have fun with that Maratski.

The one thing that I will give them credit for is bumping up Masha 35 spots to make her the 24th seed.  That's a solid use of the system especially given her results over the past 4 weeks.

Men:
1. Rafael Nadal (1)
2. Roger Federer (2)
3. Andy Murray (3)
4. Novak Djokovic (4)
5. Juan Martin del Potro (5)
6. Andy Roddick (6)
7. Fernando Verdasco (8) +1
8. Giles Simon (7) -1
9. Jo-Wilfried Tsonga (9)
10. Fernando Gonzalez (10)
11. Marin Cilic (13) +2
12. Nikolay Davydenko (11) -1
13. Robin Soderling (12) -1
14. Gael Monfils (14)
15. Marat Safin (23) +8
16. Tommy Robredo (15) -1
17. David Ferrer (19) +2
18. James Blake (17) -1
19. Rainer Schuettler (30) +11
20. Stanislas Wawrinka (18) -2
21. Tomas Berdych (21)
22. Feliciano Lopez (28) +6
23. Ivo Karlovic (31) +8
24. Radek Stepanek (22) -2
25. Dmitry Tursunov (27) +2
26. Jurgen Melzer (26)
27. Phillip Kohlschreiber (33) +6
28. Mardy Fish (24) -4
29. Igor Andreev (25) -4
30. Viktor Troicki (32) +2
31. Victor Hanescu (29) -1
32. Albert Montanes (34) +2

Women:
1. Dinara Safina (1)
2. Serena Williams (2)
3. Venus Williams (3)
4. Elena Dementieva (4)
5. Svetlana Kuznetsova (5)
6. Jelena Jankovic (6)
7. Vera Zvonareva (7)
8. Victoria Azarenka (8)
9. Caroline Wozniacki (9)
10. Nadia Petrova (10)
11. Agnieszka Radwanska (11)
12. Marion Bartoli (12)
13. Ana Ivanovic (13)
14. Dominika Cibulkova (14)
15. Flavia Pennetta (15)
16. Jie Zheng (16)
17. Amelie Mauresmo (17)
18. Samantha Stosur (18)
19. Na Li (19)
20. Anabel Medina Garrigues (20)
21. Patty Schnyder (21)
22. Alize Cornet (22)
23. Aleksandra Wozniak (23)
24. Maria Sharapova (59) +35
25. Kaia Kanepi (24) -1
26. Virginie Razzano (25) -1
27. Alisa Kleybanova (26) -1
28. Sorana Cirstea (27) -1
29. Sybille Bammer (28) -1
30. Agnes Szavay (29) -1
31. Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova (30) -1
32. Anna Chakvetadze (31) -1