And so it begins. Yet another two weeks of frazzletastic tennis a (what non-tennis fans would call) ridiculous surface.
Have I mentioned lately how awesome Shazza is? No? Oh, ok. CUZ SHE IS.
As is the Flying Falcon, who looks like he can hit a leaping overhead and jack himself off all at the same time.
Momo? So awesome that even douchey white dudes with popped collars like her. Her awesomeness knows no demographic bounds.
Is Fed awesome? Depends on the definition of awesome we're using. But you know what needs no definitional clarification? Fed's awesome mooseknuckle, which he goes out of his way to show off all the time. Seriously, I must have at least 15 GOATknuckle shots on my hard drive.
Jay-Z. Always awesome, even when beating other awesome players.
Wait, how'd This Fucker get on the list? *shakes fist* Damn you, Sod.
Nads? Awesome. That dress? Not awesome.
Is that a ruffle bandolier? Because that would easily be the absolute gayest thing to ever come out of Mexico.
Nipple shoes. Always awesome. Because I get to write the word "nipple".
Come on. The definition of.
Jude Law? Not awesome. But who's that I see two seats to the left? Is that the ever awesome ex-Mr. Jolie JONNY LEE MILLER??? Yes, yes, I think it is. Someone needs to get me some Eli Stone/Slackers/Edmund Bertrum, stat!
Fed's propensity for statuesque poses. He makes tennis look pretty. And fancy.
Tuxedo's eyebrows. A-some.
Adidas' new grass shoes, judging by the pictures, are clearly 92% better than Nike shoes.