Dinner last night:
Me: (fiddling with iPhone) Did you see Muzz's kit? He's adorable!
DG: No, seriously, he's not.
Me: What? How can you say that? Even in this pic?
DG: Mmmm. No.
DG: Simon Bollelli? Hot. Janko? Hot. Nole? Hot. C Note, seriously, Muzz is not cute.
Me: (sad silence)
DG: Come on. You do not want to root down with that guy.
Me: ...Did you just say "root down"?