"But, you know, from what I have seen, you know, she can play if you let her play. But she cannot hurt you with anything. She doesn't have any weapons, you know, from what I've seen... She's a consistent and quite solid player. She doesn't make so many mistakes. But she doesn't do anything either, so it's like she's depending kind of on you."
-- Jelena Jankovic, describing hersel-- I mean, Melanie Oudin's game. Consistent and solid with no weapons? Yeah, she sounds like a crap player to me too, JJ.