Q. Is it better to be young and hungry or a little more elderly and savvy?
SERENA WILLIAMS: Be careful (smiling).
Q. I was trying to be careful.
SERENA WILLIAMS: We don't want a scuffle.
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Q. Do you need someone to push you to find that next gear?
SERENA WILLIAMS: Maybe I just need an espresso.
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Q. There's been some controversy about the Wimbledon playing committee perhaps picking players for their looks rather than their tennis talent on Centre Court. They are saying that good looks are a factor with who plays on Centre Court. What do you think about that as an extremely accomplished tennis player who should be on Centre Court?
SERENA WILLIAMS: Well, I think Roger's hot, but he's married, so...
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Q. I'm sure you see your sister every day. Are you aware of her presence on the other side of the draw?
SERENA WILLIAMS: Am I? I was hitting with her the other day. She was beating me, so I was mad. I thought I was playing really well, so it was just like frustrated.
Q. What's happening here? You said you were getting mad at her, admitting differences. Are we getting a differential between Serena and Venus that we didn't see before?
SERENA WILLIAMS: You said I was getting mad at her?
Q. You got mad at losing to her.
SERENA WILLIAMS: I'm always mad. You guys know I'm really bratty. This is nothing new, so...
But my favorite, soda out the nose Serenage:
Q. Why is [Venus] so slow to adopt things like Twitter and Facebook?
SERENA WILLIAMS: Yeah, she's really artsy and into smart things like ‑‑ I don't know, she's into getting ‑‑ learning languages and getting degrees. I'm into Twitter, so... We're quite different, so...
LOLz.
