Not bad, Dina. Not bad at all, kid.
So the kid makes #1 and proceeds to make the finals of her first tourney as #1 and wins her second one, beating Venus on the way. Why does she even bother playing tennis? She sucks so hard. I mean, she's not even 1/10th the player that the real #1 is. I'm so amazingly embarrassed for her.
Stop smiling, Dinara. You shouldn't be wasting that champy. You should be sitting in a dark corner guzzling it straight from a bottle, cutting yourself and reminding yourself that you're a complete waste of space and an embarassment to not only women's tennis, but sports in general. Hell, you're a shitty human being, too.
Fuck. I can't even look at you. Go away.
Meanwhile, while Dina's competely embarssing herself by pretending to play like a #1 (seriously, stop trying, it makes it way more pathetic), how about some love for the Kuzzie resurgence? It's so awesome to see her playing well over the past few weeks. Second straight final of a Premier event, not to mention the semis of Miami. She was throughly outplayed today, but then again, she whooped Dina last week. She has to be considered in the mix for RG. Go Kuz!
