"It's my mistake, I know. I knew I couldn't place it exactly here. It had to be placed on the side, on the shoulder, almost. She said, Well, you have to use another T‑shirt, otherwise you might be fined. I said, Please try and find me a T‑shirt, because I said I have no other T‑shirt. Either it's bare chested or naked or this way, and never mind the fine."
-- Virginie Razzano, on the WTA getting all hot 'n bothered over the placement of her required SEWTA patch
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Oh, and also...
"The only thing I would be jealous about is if a girl steals my man. That's when I would be jealous. Frankly, if anybody goes close to my man, no,I couldn't stand that. That's when I would be jealous. That's all. Don't get close to my man."
Consider yourselves warned.
