Augh. Is Miami done yet? Can we get away from all these dorktastic hats please?
Serena did her not-so-BFF a favor by finally getting it together in the end to outlast a valiant effort by Nails. Serena's clearly concerned about her slow starting this week, but as we all know when the Crazy Re gets on her head on straight she's darn near unstoppable. She singlehandedly took care of the Chinese Fed Cup team this week, but not before the little China girls landed some body blows and gave her a bit of a scare.
On to face Venus, assuming that Venus can get past Benesova. Oh and don't get me started on the fact that Serena knew Iveta's name, but Dina's just "that other girl." God, between her dog twittering during changeovers and her weird/awkward/awesome/unfortunate pressers, she's...something.
This is my favorite bit from her presser:
SERENA WILLIAMS: If I was in school and I was like the professor and I had to give myself a grade, I would give myself like an 8% out of 100, which is failing.
