So my good TW buddy, gauloises, has finally accepted the fact that (a) her dry British tennis commentary rules, (b) she's funnier than 99% of the people out there, and (c) blogging/Twittering are the most awesomely narcissistic additions to the 21st century.
So check out Yellow Fuzzy Balls. You'll love it. Particularly if you're a fan of long and lanky Croats and Argentines. Or if you really really want to bone Momo.
Plus she's British, which makes everything 92% better.