Thanks, Serena. Thanks for hobbling on a plane to Spain to play in a totally unnecessary tournament. Thanks for getting our hopes up that maybe your leg wasn't that bad and you could pick up some points here to retain your #1 ranking for a while.
And thanks for completely gutting us by losing in the first ground to Klara Zakopalova, 64 36 61, thus virtually guaranteeing that Dina will get the #1 ranking on April 20th, seven days before her 23rd birthday.
Yeah, that's some good shit.
Somewhere in Croatia, a 22 year old woman is is pretty much feeling like this: