Unless, you know...it's not.
Click to read a really uplifing excerpt from Monica's new book, wherein we learn that Gaby Sabatini is the only WTA player with anything close to resembling a heart, Germans have no time for CSI methodology, Monica pulled a Bridget Jones and channels her inner Liz Lemon, and you should never date Italian dudes who make you feel fat.
Too bad there were no Sabor de Soledad shout outs. Probably couldn't get legal to clear it.
