"I don't enjoy going out. I don't find it fun. The music is so loud, you can't hear yourself speak and you wake up with a sore throat. I just don't enjoy it. Last night, Kim had a strawberry cocktail and I had a little sip of it. I can see why people do it, but for me I don't like waking up in the morning feeling rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. And if I had gone out last night and had a few drinks I'd be feeling worse. I'm more than happy to go home, play on my computer and have an early night. Last night after the match, we went for dinner but at the end I had no interest in going out. I was more than happy to go home. I was tired. I made the mistake when I was at Barcelona that I would train for five and a half days and then at the weekend go out and do something on the Saturday and then feel horrible on Monday and Tuesday. It was just a waste. I like stuff like going out with friends for dinner, or going to the cinema. Like today, I'll probably go out on a jet ski. I love doing stuff like that. I'm just not a fan of going out and getting smashed."
-- Andy Murray, on his straight-edge lifestyle.
But seriously...huh?
