But no. Ana had to frickin' pull out her Sacrificial Virgin dress and Dina shoehorned herself into one of the dresses IMG told JJ not to wear last night, and this is what we have. Come on, BFFs. Get it together! Though, I do like the symbolic yin-yang thing they have going on.
Oh yeah, the awards:
Williams also received the award for 2002. She won the U.S. Open in September and ended last year ranked No. 1.
Dinara Safina was selected most improved player for 2008, and Zheng Jie was chosen comeback player of the year. Top-ranked Cara Black and Liezel Huber were chosen doubles team of the year for the second time.
Caroline Wozniacki was selected newcomer of the year. Ana Ivanovic was chosen humanitarian of the year for her work and contributions to UNICEF, and Elena Dementieva was honored with the Karen Krantzcke sportsmanship award.
Nothing too surprising, though the Lena as Sportswoman kinda raised my brow. I doubt she carried the American vote. Luckily for her, there aren't that many Americans. Would have still rather seen it go to Sveta though.
Yay for Zheng Jie! That's a rad win for her. Glad the Asian didn't go unnoticed. There's a first time for everything.
I bet you Dina and Ana are kind of in a tiff right now because Ana found out Dina voted for Elena. It's blood, man.
"But she beat you at the Olympics!"
"You beat me at French."
"Yeah, ok. Can I have your cookie?"
Oh, and before I forget, WTF is going on with Caro's boobs?
Girl needs to quit shopping in Vegas. Stop it. Also, stop listenting to Fernando when he tells you something would look good on you (also, I wouldn't leave my drink unattended around him, if you know what I mean). He's gross. You're a teenager. Be appropriate. Maybe that's why Dina's totally giving you the stinkeye.
Or maybe there's a piece of chocolate cake behind the camera. Who knows with her.