As you may or may not know, Carrie and Sodapop, FD's resident comedy duo, are at Miami for the weekend. They'll be posting periodically, in what will truly be a Consumer Reports worthy test of the iPhone battery life.
From Carrie's Twitter feed:
- Benvenido a Miami! Ugh, it's still pretty early. Must find Diet Coke immediately. (12 hours ago)
- Staying in hotel with Janko and Andy Ram. Should we ask Andy about Dubai? (10 hours ago)
- Marat just smashed a racquet. Sodapop's dreams are fulfilled. (8 hours ago)
- Exchange behind us: "Marat Safin started playing very bad in the second set." "Oh. [pause] That happens to him often." (7 hours ago)
- First calories I ingested today? A cranberry cosmo. Aweeeesome. (6 hours ago)
- At Dina's match. The wind is REALLY picking up. (6 hours ago)
- Zeljko appears to be taking a nap on the set changeover.(6 hours ago)
- Dina hits a successful dropshot. Dejan claps. Zeljko does not. (6 hours ago)
- Z just checked his watch. You got somewhere else to be, dude. (6 hours ago)
- I think I want Mathilde's shoes. (6 hours ago)
- Sodapop: "Serve it out, Dina. I dare you." (6 hours ago)
- Novak is smurfalicious. (5 hours ago)
- Mmmmmargarita. (5 hours ago)
- At Baghdatis/Mathieu. Feel good match of the year. (4 hours ago)
- Ana practicing on the next court. Sndapop making the ultimate sacrifice and watching to try to get our only Ana pic. (3 hours ago)
- [sigh] Rafa doubles packed, so at Ana match. I foresee myself drinking. A lot. (1 hour ago)
- Ana's toss is way whack, y'all. (43 minutes ago)
- Shuffle, toss ball, catch ball, toss ball, catch ball, serve, whiny grunt, UE Koryttseva, meaningless fist pump. Lather, rinse, repeat. (18 minutes ago)
- BOMBSHELL: Koryttseva holds. (15 minutes ago)
Tough luck, ladies.
That said, AJDE!