Looks like the rumors could be true. Thanks to Stella for the tip.
If I don't get to hear the glorious Aussie accent of one Mr. Killer Cahill commentating at Roland Garros and SW19, as God as my witness I will unleash an unconscionable and shocking amount of anti-Roger vitriol that will make my prior anti-Fedness seem like a sonnet.
Or I might not care. We'll see.