There are good days and there are bad days. Either way you end up drunk.
Carrie's Twitter feed for Safin(a) Sunday:
- ARad and URad having a hit. Contemplate commissioning a piece from Aga but PapaRad looks scary.
- Bad Ass Anna leaves the court crying. Sad face.
- Zeljko is wearing cutoff sweatpants. Hawt.
- Dina comes out for the coin toss. Everyone around us: "Ohmigod, how tall *is* she?" And you haven't even seen her in 5 inch heels, y'all.
- I would just like to take this opportunity to say that when I saw the draw, I totally predicted that Dina would lose to Sam.
- I would like to say, also, that Dina already looks miserable as hell.
- The desperate looks at Zeljko are out in full force. As are the watery eyes.
- Y'all, saddest match ever. Who can help this poor girl? No Zeljko on changeover.
- Dina to Zeljko on change of ends: "I fucking hate this."
- Twitter is an insufficient medium to communicate how sad this is.
- Zeljko's out for what I'm sure is a stellar pep talk.
- So fucking sad to watch.
- She is just so unhappy.
- Rain delay. I feel like my Tweets are really morose, but watching someone who is clearly so unhappy is terrible. She needs help badly, and soon
- Play suspended. Dina and Sam both get lost trying to leave the court. Heh.
- Sodapop is overwhelmed by Zeljko's eyes in person.
- Wow. Saddest match ever.
- I just know that i will be forever obsessing over what in God's name can be done to help poor Dinara. She looks completely lost and unbearably unhappy
- Between the hat and the yellow shirt and the hat, Marat is somehow looking very Charlie Brown.
- It is REALLY windy at Safin/Monfils.
- Ugh, so hungry. And still need alcohol to drown my Dinara Depression.
- Set of overenthusiastic Marat fans does a very involved cheer, Marat just turns his back and shakes his head.
- Some asshole just yelled, "Come on, Marat! Don't be like your sister!" I may have to cut a bitch.
- Marat just hit a dropshot into the net, and threw his racquet which ricocheted off his bench and flew onto Monfils's side of the net. Amazing
- Couple of really unlucky shots to get Marat down a break.
- Ditching Marat for alcohol and Bepa. She should be good fun in this wind and I've had enough Safin family drama for one day.
- Mmm... cosmos and Bepa.
- Na Li has a tattoo on her upper left decolletage. Bizarre tat placement, IMO.
- Ha, Bepa just pointlessly hit all the balls to the other end of the court on a change of ends. Could really do with another cosmo.
- Bepa just threw a minor shit fit. After going *up* break point. This is why I love her.
- I have a feeling that if this umpire spoke Mandarin, Na Li would be getting a ton of profanity fines.
- Just threw in a couple practice serves on the changeover. Amazing.
- Uh... That's Bepa and the practice serves.
- At Amelie/Flavia. Finally, a match where someone I like is guaranteed to win. Also lose, but what else is new?
- Also got another cosmo. Today calls for being trashed.
- There is endless terrible singing going on outside stadium court. I wish we had a gong, or that Flavia would go flip them off.
- Sodapop and I are pretty drunk. We have grand plans for Flavoa to adopt Dina and teach her the many ways boys suck.
- I love when I have a drink and don't realize how strong it is until I've finished it. Magic.
- I just started singing Moon River at sodapop
- ... To demo what a dinner party with MoLay might be like. She was only mildly impressed.
- JJ should have stuck with Reebok. Momo's dress would have looked totally badass on her.
- K: "New balls? Amelie's not interested in your new balls. Flavia, on the other hand..."
- BOMBSHELL: Someone I Iike won a match! Yay Amelie!
- Me: " Dinara's only life goal is to get married and have babies." K: "Yeah... Too bad her man's ready done that."0
- Yay! Margaritas! I'm on Sodapop's phone now so she will be guest twittering.
- My advice to everyone traveling to the SEO: do not order margaritas from the Bacardi tent by grandstand. This is not a margarita. -SP
- Apparently I missed an awesome conversation earlier about Flava Flav and old balls and new balls. Bummer. -SP
- Oh, Paul Henri. It's tough being so cute.
- This match calls for more alcohol.
- PHM double faults on MP. Somewhere in Miami verdasco feels his pain. And then he'll go back to fixing his hair. -SP
Thanks to Carrie and Sodapop for letting us in on their Miami adventures. Let's face it, for better or worse y'all got to see it all on this trip.
