How did I miss this the first time around?
Appearing at a publicity event for a vibrating razor, Federer
demonstrated his skills with a blade to 1,000 youths at a Chinese
coming of age ceremony [This sounds...awkward so far]. Introduced as the world's sexiest man [Uh...], Federer
also said he wanted to play until he was 35 — and that he wants Brad Pitt
to play him if a movie was made about the Swiss player's life . . .
"Brad Pitt did some tough movies and I'd like mine to be a tough movie too," said Federer, who will be bidding for a fourth title at the Masters Cup beginning on Sunday. "Comedy would be fine too but I'm more a tough-guy movie kind of guy." [...huh?]
Federer finished his appearance in downtown Shanghai by shaving alongside three baby-faced Chinese 20-year-olds, who appeared not to know one end of a razor from the other. [Asians don't do facial hair. No need to openly mock us]. "You have to put water on your face," Federer advised his fellow shavers, who shook nervously under the glare of flashlights and television cameras. "Then add the shaving cream." [Fed brings shaving to the Orient!]
"Brad Pitt did some tough movies and I'd like mine to be a tough movie too," said Federer, who will be bidding for a fourth title at the Masters Cup beginning on Sunday. "Comedy would be fine too but I'm more a tough-guy movie kind of guy." [...huh?]
Federer finished his appearance in downtown Shanghai by shaving alongside three baby-faced Chinese 20-year-olds, who appeared not to know one end of a razor from the other. [Asians don't do facial hair. No need to openly mock us]. "You have to put water on your face," Federer advised his fellow shavers, who shook nervously under the glare of flashlights and television cameras. "Then add the shaving cream." [Fed brings shaving to the Orient!]
