There is a Croat. He is very tall. Very lanky. His name starts with an M. Ends in an itch. He has dark hair. And he is super at tennis.
And his name is not Mario.
Marin "Tuxedo Mask" Cilic continued his strong start to the season by beating fellow Croat Average Mario to win his home tourney in Zagreb. This is his second title of the year.
I like Marin. He's just a no-frills, solid and workmanlike. Not unlike Mario, in fact.