I'm fairly certain that the Delray Beach ATP tournament would be my own personal hell.
First of all, there is graffiti. Done by these guys:
Because there's nothing that makes a tennis tournament more "tennisy" and "legit" thank turning the stadium into a fucking acquarium.
Then of course, there's the VolleyGirls! They are described as "a troupe of young women who promote the
tournament and encourage crowds during matches." Alrighty then.
Now, there's this:
When tennis fans arrive at the Delray Beach
International Tennis Championships next week, they'll find a new
seating option on the stadium court: a cherry red Porsche Boxter.
The
convertible sports car will serve as two "front-row" seats for
promotion and contest winners to watch matches. It's the latest
innovation at the men's tennis tournament known for its creativity.
Also, the tournament website is www.yellowtennisball.com. For whatever reason that really bothers me.
Of course when the tournament's big selling point is that these guys are there, it's already a lost cause to me.
