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Here's the Fed Cup World Group I and II schedule for the weekend.

 

The "Oh Dear God, Have Mercy" Tie:
Russia vs. China (Russia)

Saturday 1100 hrs GMT
Svetlana Kuznetsova (RUS) v Zi Yan (CHN)
Elena Dementieva (RUS) v Shuai Zhang (CHN)

Sunday 1000 hrs GMT
Elena Dementieva (RUS) v Shuai Zhang (CHN)
Svetlana Kuznetsova (RUS) v Zi Yan (CHN)
Anna Chakvetadze/Alisa Kleybanova (RUS) v Tian Tian Sun/Zi Yan (CHN)

  

The Battle Over Cultural Relevancy By Two Completely
Irrelevant (and very monochrome) Nations:
France vs. Italy (France)

Saturday 1300 hrs GMT
Amelie Mauresmo (FRA) v Flavia Pennetta (ITA)
Alize Cornet (FRA) v Francesca Schiavone (ITA)

Sunday 1230 hrs GMT
Alize Cornet (FRA) v Flavia Pennetta (ITA)
Amelie Mauresmo (FRA) v Alize Cornet (FRA) v Francesca Schiavone (ITA)
Severine Bremond/Nathalie Dechy (FRA) v Sara Errani /Roberta Vinci (ITA)

The "I Could Have Sworn They Had Better Players Than This" Tie:
Czech Republic vs. Spain (Czech)

Saturday 1200 GMT
Petra Kvitova (CZE) v Carla Suarez Navarro (ESP)
Iveta Benesova (CZE) v Nuria Llagostera Vives (ESP)

Sunday 1100 GMT
Iveta Benesova (CZE) v Carla Suarez Navarro (ESP)
Petra Kvitova (CZE) v Nuria Llagostera Vives (ESP)
Iveta Benesova/Kveta Peschke (CZE) v Maria Jose Martinez/Lourdes Dominguez-Lino (ESP)

The "Really?  It's Come To This?  Really?" Tie:
USA vs. Argentina (USA)

Saturday 1900 GMT
Jill Craybas (USA) v Bettina Jozami (ARG)
Melanie Oudin (USA) v Gisela Dulko (ARG)

Sunday 1900 GMT
Jill Craybas (USA) v Gisela Dulko (ARG)
Melanie Oudin (USA) v Bettina Jozami (ARG)
Julie Ditty/Liezel Huber (USA) v Aranza Salut/Soledad Esperon (ARG)

The "No Pressure, Dani, No Pressure At All" Tie:
Slovakia vs. Belgium (Slovakia)

Saturday 1200 hrs GMT
Dominika Cibulkova (SVK) v Kirsten Flipkens (BEL)
Daniela Hantuchova (SVK) v Yanina Wickmayer (BEL)

Sunday 1200 hrs GMT
Dominika Cibulkova (SVK) v Yanina Wickmayer (BEL)
Daniela Hantuchova (SVK) v Kirsten Flipkens (BEL)
Dominika Cibulkova/Daniela Hantuchova (SVK) v Tamaryn Hendler/Sofie Oyen (BEL)

The "Huh.  You'd Think This Would Be More Interesting Than It Is" Tie:
Germany vs. Switzerland (Switzerland)

Saturday 1300 hrs GMT
Patty Schnyder (SUI) v Anna-Lena Groenefeld (GER)
Timea Bacsinszky (SUI) v Sabine Lisicki (GER)

Sunday 1100 hrs GMT
Patty Schnyder (SUI) v Sabine Lisicki (GER)
Timea Bacsinszky (SUI) v Anna-Lena Groenefeld (GER)
Patty Schnyder/Timea Bacsinszky (SUI) v Kristina Barrois/Tatjana Malek (GER)

The "Please, Ana, Don't Fuck Up In Front Of Your Home Crowd" Tie:
Serbia vs. Japan (Serbia)

Saturday 1300 hrs GMT
Ana Ivanovic (SRB) v Ai Sugiyama (JPN)
Jelena Jankovic (SRB) v Ayumi Morita (JPN)

Sunday 1300 hrs GMT
Jelena Jankovic (SRB) v Ai Sugiyama (JPN)
Ana Ivanovic (SRB) v Ayumi Morita (JPN)
Ana Ivanovic / Jelena Jankovic (SRB) v Ai Sugiyama / Ayumi Morita (JPN)

The "Play For Your Freedom" Tie:
Ukraine vs. Israel (Ukraine)

Saturday 1130 hrs GMT
Alona Bondarenko (UKR) v Tzipi Obziler (ISR)
Kateryna Bondarenko (UKR) v Shahar Peer (ISR)

Sunday 1030 hrs GMT
Alona Bondarenko (UKR) v Shahar Peer (ISR)
Kateryna Bondarenko (UKR) v Tzipi Obziler (ISR)
Mariya Koryttseva/Olga Savchuk (UKR) v Julia Glushko/Shahar Peer (ISR)