How nice of him. Daveed kicked off is South African safari by reeling off 12 straight games to beat Dudi Sela, 62 60. I hope he didn't offer him schmear, too. That shit don't keep in the hot SA sun.
Over in Zagreb we have absolute anarchy. Top seed Igor (that's weird to say) was unceremoniously dumped by a qualifier, losing 1 and 4, #5 seed Douche Stamp lost to Baby Marat, 4 and 0, and Goth Bols was ousted by the forgotten Serb, 3 and 4.
The only good news? Ernie survived a retarded first round match with Dima, who came in unseeded because he's retarded and didn't turn in his paperwork on time. Thankfully that didn't derail Bad Luck Ernie, who won 46 64 64.
Other Men's Scores:
South Africa:
[1] J Tsonga (FRA) d T Alves (BRA) 64 61
[2] D Ferrer (ESP) d D Sela (ISR) 62 60
[5] J Chardy (FRA) d J Vanek (CZE) 60 64
[7] K Vliegen (BEL) d [Q] R Hutchins (GBR) 76(3) 64
I Minar (CZE) d K Anderson (RSA) 76(4) 64
F Gil (POR) d D Koellerer (AUT) 64 60
[Q] M Chiudinelli (SUI) d F Cipolla (ITA) 75 16 64
D Istomin (UZB) d S Ventura (ESP) 46 64 76(3)
Zagreb:
[Q] I Dodig (CRO) d [1] I Andreev (RUS) 61 64
[3] I Karlovic (CRO) d P Petzschner (GER) 63 64
E Korolev (RUS) d [5] J Melzer (AUT) 64 60
[7] M Ancic (CRO) d [Q] L Lacko (SVK) 64 67(6) 75
V Troicki (SRB) d [8] S Bolelli (ITA) 63 64
J Hernych (CZE) d [WC] N Mektic (CRO) 63 75
S Stakhovsky (UKR) d [Q] D Hrbaty (SVK) 62 46 61
E Gulbis (LAT) d D Tursunov (RUS) 46 64 64
M Zverev (GER) vs [6] A Seppi (ITA) (still to play)
