Tennis Is Back, Y'all. And So Are Rafa's Press Conferences.

The top ballers are in Abu Dhabi for the Capitala World Tennis Championship exo.  For whatever reason, Blah was invited to come along too. 

Blah will be leaving Abu Dhabi with a nice chunk of change and an ass whoopin', courtesy of The Muzz, who beat him soundly 62 62.

In the other match of the day, Kolya The Invisible picked up where he left off in Shanghai, beating A-Rod, 64 64.

Muzz will face Fed and Kolya draws Rafa.  Both matches will be played tomorrow with Muzz/Fed kicking off at 3pm local time (3am PST).

Speaking of Rafa, he's back to his usual presser antics, which means a load of hilarious pictures:

 
He knows that's not a trophy, right?

"Maybe the fourth bottle of Veuve was a bad idea."

 
"This humidity is really fucking with my hair."

"I did Not.  Have.  Sexual.  Relations.  With That Woman."