Ski Boots doing her best Michelle Pfeiffer impression on the back of a hog.
"I need a Coooooool Rider. I need a Coooooool Rider. If he's cool enough,
he can burn me through and through."
Super Cutie Evgeny Koralev (Baby Marat, anyone?) does his best Spicoli impersonation.
Seriously, what is up with those Kournikova genes?
They need to learn how to bottle that shit.