Oh my gosh, you guys. Like, seriously? My heart totally hurts right now.
"See Ana? I'm totally doing fine. Just hanging out with penguins on my off days. They're pretty cool. Rare, sweet, adorable, kinda fat. The only difference between you and a penguin is that the penguin likes me. But seriously. I'm totally doing good.
Like, REALLY good."
"Hey Penguin. How's it goin? I'm Fernando Verdasco. I play tennis.
Do you watch tennis, Penguin?
Say hi to your mother for me alright?"