Ok, Dinara you're looking good. At least today you dressed appropriately and covered up your ridiculous tan lines. I do feel like you're rocking the heroin chic look (can't you just hear Fiona Apple's "Criminal" playing in the background?) but whatever, it's cute.
But WHAT IS UP WITH THE COON EYES??? You really shouldn't have let JJ do your eye make-up at the Pajama Party.
That was a rookie mistake. Just because she's #1 in tennis doesn't mean she's #1 in eye makeup advice. Also, I'm still really disturbed by the fact that JJ didn't look great at these pressers. Her hair is all frizzed out, her makeup looks horrible, she's brushed her bangs into her eyes, and her cheeks look swollen. She has one of the best bodies on the tour yet she dressed in a yellow potato sack yesterday and then today she's all bundled up in a trench coat. WTF?
This was supposed to be your coming out party, JJ! You have not acquitted yourself well. Fail.
Speaking of "Fail", what the eff is going on with Kuzzie's brows?
I know there's a "carpet matching the drapes" joke in here but I'm much to classy and sophisticated to make it. Yup, too classy to go there.
And as for Serena? Let's just say she's had a rough few days on this blog:
She's knows Halloween is over, right? So then why is she doing her makeup like the Joker? Here's a tip: Lipstick goes ON THE LIPS, not around them.