CrazySexyLostHIsCool lost listlessly today to Juan Monaco, 60 76. And now he's all confused and thinking that he needs to hide his hotness from the world permanently. From ESPN.com:
"I need to sit down and relax and just enjoy my life without any tennis [for] a couple of months and then I will see," Safin said. "If I feel like I want to continue to play, I will. If not, it will be over."
"I've been struggling throughout my career with injuries left and right," said Safin, who is ranked 31st. "It's a little bit uncomfortable to find yourself in the top 10 for many years and to find yourself ranked 70 and 30 and 50 ... It's not really a comfortable position."
Sounds like I should now nickname him CrazySexyLostAllFormsOfRationalThoughtOrBehavior.
No, Marat. C Note says no. I refuse to accept your resignation. Return to work and let's pretend we never spoke.