No shock here, but quite a bit of disappointment. Dani H., A-Chak, Momo, and Agnez were all summarily dumped out of Tokyo yesterday by Tranny Schiavonne, Kaia Kanepi, Domi, and Ayumi Morita (Pat's niece?). That opens up the draw a little bit for Baby Beluga, who was set to face A-Chak in the third round.
In other news, Flava Flav took out the also slumping Peer (seriously, WHAT happened to her?), The Cone killed the Canuck (Wozniak), and Mono Bartoli killed the hotness factor of this tournament, taking out MaKiri in straight sets. HAVE YOU NO COMPASSION, MARION?!?!?!
Can the WTA just keep MaKiri around anyway? Front row, people. FRONT ROW.