Dude, Ski Boots does not like Asia. She lost in the first round of the China Open to Annabel Medina Garrigues, 76(3) 64. Not a destructive loss but still, what the eff? Momo also lost to Domi, which is an unfortunate trend for her. I have a feeling she's out soon, folks. Her results, despite her showing at the USO, are pretty depressing.
Finally, it wasn't a great day for China, which saw Li Na and Yan Zi go down to Tranny Schiavone and Airon Woman, respectively. Oh, and the other Woz, from Canada, won! I don't know why that's exciting to me, but I'm generally a fan after seeing her play at Stanford.
As for the boys, Bjorn Phau, greatest name in men's tennis, won his first rounder over a qualifier and Disco Tommy is leading right now 64 65.