Caro defeated a hobbling Alize Cornet today 75 64 to reach the finals at New Haven. She'll play the winner of the Momo/A Chak crazyfest. This is probably a blessing in disguise as Cornet now has to heal up for her US Open run. Here's hoping that Ski Boots isn't peaking too early and comes into the Open mentally and physically tired. Either way though, she'll have confidence!
In sad news, Tabasco lost to the Sockless Wonder, 60 16 63. Ugh, whatever Marty. Go back to your Deal or No Dealfriend.